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Global flatness
One standardized horizontal deployment across all supported regions. No spherical dependencies.
The Earth.
Now available as a service.
Stop worrying about curvature, gravity and inconvenient astronomical evidence. FEaaS provides a fully managed flat Earth experience with 99.999% uptime.
NORTH WALL
Planet deployment
Shape
FLAT
Curvature
0.000°
Firmament
HEALTHY
Antarctic ice wall
MONITORED
Moonlight authenticity
87.4%
Everything you need to eliminate curvature.
Enterprise-grade flatness for individuals, organizations and suspiciously well-funded research teams.
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Long-range visibility
Unlock premium line-of-sight capabilities for seeing things that should theoretically be below the horizon.
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Gravity abstraction
We handle all awkward questions about why water stays put so you can focus on shipping.
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Firmament API
Programmatically query celestial objects, dome coordinates and suspiciously repetitive star patterns.
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Ice Wall Firewall
Keep unauthorized explorers safely outside the perimeter with our managed Antarctic edge layer.
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Infinite scaling
Scale your world horizontally without ever provisioning an additional dimension.
Simple, transparent pricing.
All plans include a completely flat Earth. No hidden curvature.
Hobbyist
$0 / month
- Flat Earth access
- Basic dome telemetry
- Community support
Professional
$19 / month
- Unlimited flatness
- Advanced horizon tools
- Ice Wall monitoring
Enterprise
$999 / month
- Dedicated firmament
- Priority NASA denial
- 24/7 epistemology support
Ready to go flat?
Join 14,392 organizations that have stopped trusting the curvature.